Tag: fart

Gone with the wind…pfffft

I was asked a really strange question today by a work colleague, god knows why and what even came over him to ask such a question, so why not share it on here. Its probably now that people will decide to dislike me en mass, and desert this blog in droves but hey, its probably a better question than what WP ask us on a daily basis.

If people suddenly got paid for bad behavior, what habit would make you a fortune?

Windy

As I’ve got older I’ve become a lot “Windier” probably my poor diet or just something that happens when you start to peak in the age stakes. If I was being paid to fart on demand than I guess that’s probably the bad habit that would earn me the most income. It would probably go some way to preserving the countries gas stocks, and the wind turbines would be spinning for quite a while longer.

Anyway that’s enough of that.

Stupid question 😂

Have a great day.

Weird observation

This is a short post and only an observation I’ve just made whilst sitting on the sofa admiring the winter sun flooding through the window.

I have a model that I made of the Voyager spacecraft, an aspect of space travel that has always fascinated me. It sits pride of place on top of a book shelf alongside a five year old Orchid that seems to be mimicking it with its long budded tendril looking just like the lengthy probe arm of the spacecraft. I guess every youngster has aspirations to be a spaceman at some point in their lives.

Orchid wants to be a spacecraft

Please excuse the blue candle that was a present from some comic “Wag” in the family…. 🤦‍♂️

Happy day everyone.

Describe who you are, not who you wish you were.

How would you describe yourself to someone who can’t see you?

Deep, non judgemental, 5ft 10” carrying a tad too much weight, likes beer, bad food and fixing stuff. Too nice, hates incompetence and liars. Dreams big, never achieves, gets taken for a ride, trusts the wrong people and is known to fart occasionally.

Of course no one on this site would quote the last fact as they’re only interested in quoting untruths of how they’d like to be described.

Be truthful, we’re all individuals with good and bad traits. Don’t be what you want to be. Be what you are. We all fart.